Went below 500 last week, finishing with a record of 5-9. And yes, I did somehow forget to predict the Houston/Oakland and Green Bay/New York Jets games. Both of those would have probably been wins, but alas, my incompetence gets in the way again.
Season record: 13-16-1
On to week 4.
Bucs at Falcons The Pick: Falcons -6.5 The Bucs are not who we thought they were going to be ( Dennis Green voice).
Chargers at Bills The Pick: Chargers -2.5 Still skeptical on the Bills. Chances are I’ll regret this one when looking back at this pick next week.
Cowboys at Rams The Pick: Cowboys -1 I can’t believe Dallas beat Tennessee last week. Gotta think they’ll beat a lesser team in St. Louis right?
Redskins at Eagles The Pick: Eagles -6.5 I think the Birds win another ugly game. Kirk Cousins worries me slightly.
Texans at Giants The Pick: Texans -2 Same reason as last week, not picking the Giants until they win or look semi-competent.
Vikings at Saints The Pick: Saints -10.5 No way the Saints start 0-3.
Titans at Bengals The Pick: Bengals -7 The Bengals are really good, but especially at home. The Titans seem like these years Jekyll and Hyde team.
Ravens at Browns The Pick: Browns +1.5 Cleveland outright! Hoyer does a nice job with that team.
Packers at Lions The Pick: Lions -2.5 I have Stafford and Megatron on the same fantasy team, so I anticipate points aplenty this week.
Colts at Jaguars The Pick: Colts -7 I do think the Jags will be better this year, but it’s gonna take awhile. Or at least until they start playing Bortles.
Raiders at Patriots The Pick: Pats-14.5 This is a big number to expect the Pats to cover. Oh wait, they’re playing Oakland.
49ers at Cardinals The Pick: Cardinals +3 I Think the Cardinals will keep surprising people.
Broncos at Seahawks The Pick: Seahawks -4.5 Can’t wait to watch this one. I just cant pick against Seattle at home, especially coming off a loss.
Chiefs at Dolphins The Pick: Dolphins -4.5 The Chiefs aren’t good this year.
Steelers at Panthers The Pick: Panthers -3.5 This line needs to be 4 points higher.
Bears at Jets The Pick: Bears -2.5 Toss up here. The Jets look better than I thought, but I’ll play it safe and take the Bears.